{"product_id":"big-ass-lump-of-coal","title":"Big Ass Lump Of Coal | Bar of Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003eLegend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal Made in the USA by humans, not elves May encourage mischief and\/or general tomfoolery A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a \"super cute\" gift for guys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 10 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton**\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Duke Cannon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47700255998244,"sku":"375391","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/8794\/2436\/products\/04fd0fab2e68397db84e9aa685d464b7dba22dfeed89bf2cd5870ab37b68610d.jpg?v=1701970629","url":"https:\/\/www.thepeonylane.com\/products\/big-ass-lump-of-coal","provider":"Peony Lane Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}